He Loves Us!

Well, it seems as if Carroll Bryant has found our blog. He even wrote an excruciatingly long post all about us. We feel so special. Of course, he is patting himself on the back and reacted in a true narcissistic fashion.

Sorry to disappoint you, Carroll. You are not a force to be reckoned with. Let us be clear. This blog isn't for you. This blog is for the people who do not want to suffer and snore through your exceedingly boring and rambling posts. If there is anyone who knows how to spin a story, it is Carroll, as much as he likes to point his grubby fingers in our direction.

By the way Carroll, you do not need to write a novella in order to get your point across. Simplicity is a good thing.

Back to his post. We slogged through the mess and we would like to make a few comments:

1.) Carroll insinuates that we could possibly be Jude Henderson, GenXpose, John Green and Amanda Welling. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. He doesn't provide any proof that he demands of others who lay claims against him. He might of put a bunch of names in a hat and pulled out a few for all we know. There is no logical explanation, so don't expect one.

For the record, we are none of these people. We are not part of the Badly Behaved Authors group on Goodreads. We do not currently run any other blogs, Facebook, or Twitter accounts, although we may have in the past. What Carroll doesn't seem to comprehend is that he has irritated many people with his awful displays of stupidity and inflated sense of self-worth. Of course, we mentioned this in our posts before. Any time that someone ticks Carroll off, he lumps everyone together. If one person steals from your store, do you ban all customers? If a friend steals from you, do you ban all of your friends from coming into your house? The logic doesn't make sense.

2.) We can't blame Jude for using an alias. In fact, it is recommended. Carroll Bryant is the perfect example why everyone should consider protecting their identity. Who would want someone like Carroll knowing their name, date of birth, place of residence, etc? We keep our identities secret to protect ourselves from him and others like him. There is nothing wrong with that.

3.) If posting a picture of cat makes you unprofessional and immature. surely, posting a picture of Justin Bieber makes you the same, if not worse. How old are you, again? That's right. You've lied about that so many times, as well.

4.) John Green was talking with a PORN STAR about sexual play. We think a porn star would be comfortable talking about that sort of thing since, you know, she's a porn star.

5.) The words you use have meaning. For instance, in the interview question Carroll states, "But ever since I was about 14 years old, I always thought about going into the adult film business." Carroll did not say, "When I was 14 years old, I thought about going into the adult film business." See the difference? We hope so. It's not about lacking a sense of humor. We just do not find it funny. We also don't think that stealing a model's photo is funny and passing it off as your own is funny.

6.) We do believe that Carroll has socks and no, not the kind you put on your feet. Carroll still clambers around Goodreads and we believe he has at least one open account there even though he claims he has no interest in regaining his banned account. We know that he has had at least one account he wasn't supposed to have and we don't believe for a second that he actually deleted it.

7.) Carroll Bryant isn't allowed to post here for one reason. He has his own space where he can post. In fact, he has a handful of blogs where he can post whatever he wants to post. It's nothing hypocritical. All we are saying is that he doesn't need to do it here. Maybe if he doesn't like our rules, he should talk to STGRB? They have very similar rules. Pot calls the kettle black, wouldn't you say?

8.)  Carroll not only lacks self-control, he also lacks reading comprehension. In our last post, we listed common traits of narcissists. We never said all apply to Carroll. He seems to think we did. It's okay. Nobody is perfect.

9.) Lastly, Carroll might want to remember why everyone started speaking up about him in the first place. Is it amnesia? Old age setting in? Denial? With 100% certainty, Carroll did something very wrong that led to bloggers and readers all over the globe pissed off. Just check out his history in our menu bar. And yes, Carroll, that is your history. We are sorry you won't own it, but it is yours.

*This is the longest post you will ever see on our site. Well, hopefully. It's a semi-promise.