Carroll Bryant Goes After John Green

We were highly considering calling this post Carroll Bryant becomes an Old Church Lady, but we will get to that more in a minute.

Once again, we have Carroll ranting all over his page, this time on his newest blog The Looking Glass of Carroll Bryant, about John Green and the blogger, GenX. He starts his wankfest by posting this:

"So, I’m hanging on the net and stumble across this. It’s an irresponsible article by John Green. Understand, I don’t know John Green. I can’t recall having ever talked to him before. That’s not to say that we didn’t, but I can’t seem to recall it. (Just covering my ass here. As I reported in “Genxpose Part One”, these people seem to think that if they leave a comment for you on your blog or something, it means that “you know each other.”) Anyway, he has decided to get into the fray without any provocation from me. (Funny how these bullies love writing about me.)"

Funny Carroll, you seem to love talking about these "bullies" as well. You see, we really hate the double standard with this guy. If you post about him, that isn't okay, but he seems to think he can say whatever he likes about other people with no consequence.

Here is another common issue we have with Carroll:

He has the bad habit of putting everyone in the same basket. For him, anyone who makes a negative, contradictory statement about him or one of his books, is a bully. And don't you know? All bullies are the exact same. We have seen this from Carroll time and time again. If one person posts or says something about him, he holds every person who ever opened their mouth about him accountable too.

Take the young girl, Jude, who had the bloody misfortune of being Carroll's first victim in this whole mess. A year later, he is still talking about her even though she hasn't said a word to him and he continues to drag her name through the mud on his new blog. Hell, he even has her slated on his calender.

Another example of this is how he still talks about the people who called him a pedophile. Out of the many, many people who disagree with Carroll and the things that he does, a small amount in the very beginning left mean comments on Carroll's regular blog, probably out of frustration. Instead of letting this fade into the background, he continues to talk about it. In fact, he talks about it more than anyone else does and he tends to put blame on everyone for what was said about him.

Now, we want to make it clear here and now. We do not, let us repeat, do not believe he is a pedophile. There simply is not enough evidence for that. What we do believe is that Carroll is attracted to younger women and younger women are more easily influenced. We can't imagine an older more mature and wise woman wanting to be with someone like Carroll. Who would even consider dating him after reading though his blog and seeing how he still obsesses over Jude is beyond... well, whatever. We digress.

Back to this latest post.

Somehow, this article by Carroll turns into an article more about GenX than John Green. We aren't going to dive into what he says about GenX because, frankly, he doesn't say anything new about her and he is just baiting her for more attention. This whole article of him was quite boring and mild compared to others he has written, but what had us laughing our asses off was this:

This most "offensive" thing he could come up with against John Green was to provide a screenshot of John talking on Twitter with a porn star about oral sex. This conversation might seem familiar as it was showcased over on the Mothership, STGRB, some time ago before they lost their first server.

And to that, all we have to say is, "Is Carroll Bryant actually a little old church lady?"

"Oh my goodness me! Someone is talking about doing the dirty in his own space with a consenting adult. Lordy, what ever shall I do?"

Has anyone watched the movie Pleasantville? If you have, you will understand our reference.  Sorry to break it to you, Carroll! Most adults engage in sexual activity and are completely okay talking about it with other adults. It isn't scandalous and it isn't news. People fuck. Get over it. Maybe he is just bitter because he isn't getting any action at the moment.

Regardless, John, if you ever read this, we congratulate you on being so...giving...with the ladies. I'm sure they appreciate it!

One more thing before we close out this post and call it a good day. Most likely we will address this more in the future, but we just wanted to point this out quick and give you food for thought.

Carroll likes to call people stalkers, yet he goes around to people's Goodreads, Twitter, and blogs to find screenshots of conversations that have nothing at all to do with him (like the cap of John's conversation on Twitter).

Take what you want from that and skip over his latest post. Nothing interesting to see there, folks!